All That Is Epic

What is this site?

I like strange websites. Ones by people who would take the time to make a site totally dedicated to photos of people who look like Kenny Rogers. Or erasing Garfield from Garfield on a daily basis. Or chronicling facts about Chuck Norris. I wanted to use a blog as a list of this outposts of bizarreness on the interwebs.

I am also know a guy named Martey. In between unintentionally funny and intentionally unfunny lies Martey. I would often take photos of him with my phone because his bemused indifference would make me laugh.

So this isn't a boring list of links. It's links with interpretations of those sites with the help (sort of) of Martey (and more often than not, photoshop). A creative exercise that has made this its own bizarreness on the interwebs.

Have a site to be Martey-erized? Email suggestions.

Apr 05
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Somebunny loves you. Somebunny sketchy. Somebunny at http://www.sketchybunnies.com/

Somebunny loves you. Somebunny sketchy. Somebunny at http://www.sketchybunnies.com/

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Feb 02
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Post 17: Spaghetti Martey

Video randomly inturupted by a still photo of a cat eating spaghetti. Does it make any sense? Maybe it doesn’t , or maybe it doesn’t. View the original clip from The Morning Show here (or one of the other 727 spaghetti cat videos) and if you like what you see be sure to join the Facebook groups “Fans of Spaghetti Cat”, “The Imperial Spaghetti Cat Revolutionary League”, “Spaghetti Cat Appreciation Group”,”The Sacred Syndicate of The Spaghetti Cat” and the list goes on.

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Jan 25
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Post 16 Hot Chicks with Martey
It’s nice when a website’s title sums it all up for you. No confusion, no suprises. With that, hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Post 16 Hot Chicks with Martey

It’s nice when a website’s title sums it all up for you. No confusion, no suprises. With that, hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

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Jan 19
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Post 15 - Secure your place in history
this from obamaiconme.com
Create your own Shepard Fairey -esque image. You may know Shepard’s other work from his Andre the Giant “Obey” series.

Post 15 - Secure your place in history

this from obamaiconme.com

Create your own Shepard Fairey -esque image. You may know Shepard’s other work from his Andre the Giant “Obey” series.

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Jan 14
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Post 14 There is cute, then there is a lot of cute, then there is cute overload. Such is a site devoted to nothing else. If you find yourself wanting more after this site you may want to also check out cute things falling asleep.

Post 14 There is cute, then there is a lot of cute, then there is cute overload. Such is a site devoted to nothing else. If you find yourself wanting more after this site you may want to also check out cute things falling asleep.

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Jan 05
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Post 13 Sometimes it’s a long way to the clubhouse….
And for such times, there ir the Uroclub
(sorry, I wished I could have gotten this up before xmas)

Post 13 Sometimes it’s a long way to the clubhouse….

And for such times, there ir the Uroclub

(sorry, I wished I could have gotten this up before xmas)

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Dec 30
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Post 12 Martey is the bomb. Just ask the Rabinowitz family.

Photobombing = people who hilariously ruin your nice little picture. Some call it “that guy”; we call it photobombing.

Post 12 Martey is the bomb. Just ask the Rabinowitz family.

Photobombing = people who hilariously ruin your nice little picture. Some call it “that guy”; we call it photobombing.

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Dec 20
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Post 11  Lady troubles? Buy an orangutan. I’m not telling you something you don’t already know, but just in case : How to win her back

Post 11  Lady troubles? Buy an orangutan. I’m not telling you something you don’t already know, but just in case : How to win her back

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Dec 17
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Post 10 Om Nom Nom Nom
What is omnomnomnom.com ? Well, you draw teeth and eyes on pictures that look like they would be saying om nom nom nom. And there you have it. Click on the phots on the site to refresh and see a new one.

Post 10 Om Nom Nom Nom

What is omnomnomnom.com ? Well, you draw teeth and eyes on pictures that look like they would be saying om nom nom nom. And there you have it. Click on the phots on the site to refresh and see a new one.

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Dec 14
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Post 9  Last Christmas Martey gave you his heart.
The very next day you tore it apart and since then Martey has done nothing but listen to 381 cover versions of the Wham classic “Last Christmas” collected here: http://www.last-christmas.com/

Post 9  Last Christmas Martey gave you his heart.

The very next day you tore it apart and since then Martey has done nothing but listen to 381 cover versions of the Wham classic “Last Christmas” collected here: http://www.last-christmas.com/

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Dec 11
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Post 8 Martey Yourself

A seasonal post today. Upload a photo yourself, or of Martey, and sit back and enjoy the holiday hilariousness. Such is Elf Yourself

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Dec 08
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Post 7 Olga and Martey

Olga and Martey

Martey would have the good sense to give up if Olga did not call back. Dmitri however, did not. For everyones enjoyment (except Olga) I give you Olga and Dmitri

http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/

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Dec 07
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Post 6  Martey is your new bicycle          .
The design is Spartan: a white background with large-point, all-caps text describing imaginary, mundane good deeds performed by Democratic presidential candidate Barak Obama. For example: “Barack Obama left a comment on your blog”; “Barack Obama helped you move a sofa.” Numerous imitators have cropped up, but this si the original.
http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

Post 6  Martey is your new bicycle          .

The design is Spartan: a white background with large-point, all-caps text describing imaginary, mundane good deeds performed by Democratic presidential candidate Barak Obama. For example: “Barack Obama left a comment on your blog”; “Barack Obama helped you move a sofa.” Numerous imitators have cropped up, but this si the original.

http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

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Dec 06
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Post 5 Cats that look like Hitler
Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he’s going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like “Sieg Miaow”? If so, this is the website for you.

Post 5 Cats that look like Hitler

Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he’s going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like “Sieg Miaow”? If so, this is the website for you.

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Dec 04
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Post 4  Martey Conveys An Emotion
You want to see a guy named Eric make a face? Just request an emotion and hell act it out for you. Brillant in it’s simplicity; although I could be wrong about the brillant part.
http://www.emotioneric.com/

Post 4  Martey Conveys An Emotion

You want to see a guy named Eric make a face? Just request an emotion and hell act it out for you. Brillant in it’s simplicity; although I could be wrong about the brillant part.

http://www.emotioneric.com/

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